{"id":11654,"date":"2024-06-10T16:11:09","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T14:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monodes.com\/predaelli\/?p=11654"},"modified":"2024-06-07T20:12:16","modified_gmt":"2024-06-07T18:12:16","slug":"id-like-to-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monodes.com\/predaelli\/2024\/06\/10\/id-like-to-tell-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d like to tell you"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-handler-delloggetto-incorporato wp-block-embed-handler-delloggetto-incorporato wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"910\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O_VMXa9k5K?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em><strong>MRS. HOGESON<\/strong><\/em> [<em><strong>crying Old Lady Tears<\/strong><\/em>] I&#8217;m on a fixed income! And if you can&#8217;t help me I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;ll do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>BOB PARR<\/strong><\/em>: [<em><strong>Stands up, looks around the cubicle farm. The coast is clear.<\/strong><\/em>] Alright. Listen closely. I would <em>like<\/em> to help you, but I <strong>can&#8217;t<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[<em><strong>Hands her a pen and notepad<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>BOB PARR<\/strong><\/em>:  I would <em>like<\/em> to tell you to take a copy of your policy down to Norma Wilcox on&#8211; [<em><strong>Taps the notepad meaningfully<\/strong><\/em>] NORMA WILCOX. W-I-L-C-O-X&#8211; on the third floor, but I <strong>can&#8217;t<\/strong>. I also do <em><strong>NOT<\/strong><\/em> advise you to fill out and file a WS-2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would <em>not<\/em> expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I&#8217;d like to help, but there&#8217;s nothing I can do. [<em><strong>She begins to thank him, but he shushes her. Then he says, loudly, so everyone within earshot&#8211; and probably a few people who aren&#8217;t&#8211; can hear him<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;M SORRY MA&#8217;AM! I KNOW YOU&#8217;RE UPSET!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[<em><strong>Whispering to Mrs. Hogeson<\/strong><\/em>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Pretend to be upset!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<cite>Robert Parr (Mr Incredible) from <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Incredibles\">The Incredibles<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">MRS. HOGESON [crying Old Lady Tears] I&#8217;m on a fixed income! And if you can&#8217;t help me I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;ll do! BOB PARR: [Stands up, looks around the cubicle farm. The coast is clear.] Alright. Listen closely. I would like to help you, but I can&#8217;t. 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