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Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

According to worrying new research, scientists have identified a strong new strain of fact-resistant people that are endangering the Earth’s capacity to support life. The University of Minnesota study finds a virulent strain of individuals that are practically impervious to any type of verified information, leaving experts baffled as to how to counter them. “These […]

Well, it seems so as searching for “Davis Logsdon University of Minnesota” on duckduckgo  tells us that U’s Dr. Davis Logsdon Is an Expert on Everything—Too Bad He’s Not Real